Tuesday, November 15, 2011

(Tame) lions and (out of place) tigers and (habituated) bears, oh my!

Last weekend I went to the Qinhuangdao Wildlife Park with a former student and his father. Essentially a zoo boasting a pseudo-safari element as the main attraction, it was everything you would expect from the zoo of a mid-sized city in a developing country. It was a place I had never intended to go, both out of a desire to avoid the inevitable depression that comes with seeing majestic animals in not-so-majestic living conditions, and because I simply knew the place would leave me with much to desire. I don’t mean to be snooty, it’s just that I’ve had the great fortune to experience many privileged things that obliterate a trip to the zoo in any country, including an actual two-and-a-half day safari at Maasai Mara National Reserve in Kenya. Even watching Planet Earth tops 80% of the zoos I’ve seen. But this former student was excited about taking me to the zoo, and his father had some guanxi with a few employees there, so we were sure to get some perks.
So we went. 
There’s a lot I could say, but won't--you already know what this zoo was probably like. For clarity’s sake, I will point out that even the U.S. has some pretty suspect zoos and circuses, lest you feel compelled to conclude that this zoo is a microcosm of China’s current level of development, or much worse, an appropriate metric by which to declare China “inferior” to the U.S. 
False. 
You cannot compare these two incredibly different countries so easily. Not that I’m condoning, in any way, some of the egregious issues I’ve discovered during my time here, and not that I'm forgetting some of the most pressing issues that desperately need to be addressed successfully, but I would be remiss if I let you think “sizing up” China is that simple. And let us not forget: for a country that is among the most developed in the world, the U.S. has plenty of shameful problems of its own (not that I did as much as I should have to be a part of the solution though...). 
The truth is, China is a country that has undergone development at a pace that defies convention, for better or for worse, and while the country has certainly come a long way in some areas, it should be no surprise that there are still many significant hurdles to clear. However disheartening, ensuring appropriate and humane conditions in the zoo of a third-tier city is just not high on the list at this point.
So just enjoy the post for what is it: another story that helps highlight my experience living here in China, which is the point of this blog anyway. Enjoy:






The monkey house: viewing windows for the cages were located on the right side. My Chinese friend/former student made a few comments to me regarding the conditions of the cages--the lackluster facilities were just as apparent and discouraging to him.



The red panda was undeniably endearing and cuddly-looking. I honestly wondered why you don't see more plush red pandas adorning the beds of little children around the world.

Of course there was a sign like this. 

One of the lions seen on the "safari," which was little more than a large enclosed area with some lions where you could drive your car (yes, drive your own car) to catch a closer glimpse.

In the next safari enclosure, about eight tigers held residence. They were notably more active than their sedentary African neighbors. 



If patrons wish, they can purchase a chicken or a goat to feed to the tigers. Just out of frame is (what I assumed to be) the zookeeper's truck where the chicken, seen here in the tiger's jaws, was released out the window seconds before. The live chicken lasted literally three or four seconds before the tiger caught up to it. 



A dispute between these two tigers erupted as a result of the aforementioned chicken and one tiger's reluctance to share. Hearing the growl of two full-grown tigers as they fight 50 feet from your car is humbling. Even more humbling is the idea that you're just sitting there in your private car, in this tiger enclosure, with no significant safety or security (that I saw) other than your own vehicle. If I wanted to get out of the car and pet the tiger, no one was going to stop me. 

The next enclosure contained these gentle (i.e., domesticated)-looking bears. While I certainly could be wrong, these particular bears looked about as harmless as a sack of potatoes, but that gave them an endearing quality. I wanted to make friends with them. 

I doubt this trusting passivity would exist so prevalently in the wild--the bears would likely be too timid or shy to venture this close to humans (unprovoked, of course). The gentle confidence with which they immediately approached our car (located about five feet from the fence you see) strongly suggested their habituation to humans. 

Clearly, the zoo had few qualms about large, wild animals and their common propensity for aggression--the wires you see there are the only thing that remains between you and the bears. While these bears appeared fairly benign (and I'm sure there were), I can't say that the lions or tigers would be. Interestingly, this fence in the bear enclosure is much more than what the lion and tiger enclosures boasted. My guess is that these friendly guys would wander right up to your car to get food if they could, and maybe that wouldn't be entirely desirable since they are, after all, large bears. 

They were quite adept at catching food the members of our party tossed their way, and it's no surprise why: it appears that many parties that pass through the zoo come prepared with food of many sorts to give to any of the animals. The zoo as a whole boasted little in the way of professional zookeepers or attendants. Left almost entirely unsupervised, many people probably did what they felt like doing, which in this case was giving these bears bits of apple. 

Whether this species of bear behaves this way in the wild, or this particular group of bears has learned that this behavior is advantageous when encountering humans with food, these gentle creatures showed a habit of standing on their hind-legs and sticking out their arms as if to say, "Hit me with that apple--I'm open." While I enjoyed the close encounter, I was a little depressed at the thought of these giant creatures relegated to a life of begging food from zoo patrons. 


The trip was as I expected, and I did enjoy seeing tigers and bears at such close range, albeit under some unnatural contexts. To be honest though, I didn't want to give this zoo my business. Then I realized that I actually hadn't: my friend's father used his guanxi to get us in for free. But then the more startling realization hit: maybe the zoo is in this state in the first place because it's very possible that many people don't pay to get in. Then again, it's also very possible that the zoo would remain in its present state regardless.  

I suppose there are tougher questions that flow out of this: does my lack of patronage to businesses in China such as this zoo actually do anything to discourage/disallow poor business (i.e., moral and ethical) practices? Or does it simply mean that the business will just have to cut that many more corners to make profit? And would increased business and patronage really turn the company into a better, higher-quality one, or will it just put even more money in the owners' pockets without necessitating change within the business? 

Consumer awareness is a whole different game in China, and I am beginning to wonder whether a consumer in this country really does have the power to "vote with his or her money"--but that's a game many have never heard of, even in the U.S. Perhaps I am naive to hope that someday a Chinese business that operates maliciously, or at the least dishonestly, will cease to exist. I suppose I can only wait to see. In this rapidly changing country, nothing seems unimaginable. 

Sunday, November 6, 2011

French Fries, the student

A new semester brings many new things. In this case, as many of you have anxiously awaited, a new list of ridiculous/awesome student names. 

Looking back over the previous two semesters' lists (seen here and here), I have noticed a slight progression towards the crazy and ludicrous (relatively speaking, of course). Perhaps, as my initial pep and enthusiasm has worn down a bit, I haven't continued to instill them with a sense that their chosen name should be the epitome of class and grandeur and that it represents their generation. Not that I ever really did that, but at least I used to try and guide their choices (which usually meant I simply told them that they shouldn't choose a ridiculous name like the ones they are prone to choose). But I soon realized the fruitlessness of this (an especially ironic word, given that many students ignore my "wisdom" and choose a fruit name like Apple, Cherry, or Grape) and now simply let the pieces fall where they may. Yes, I could tell them they must choose a different name upon hearing the "name" they've chosen for themselves, but I don't. B-Dawg and Blue Baby are just too much fun to say. 

Another trend I've noticed (as have the other teachers, a few school leaders, and upperclass students) is that the general level of English of incoming students has been steadily decreasing. This comes as no surprise, as the school continues to lower the standards of admission to bring in more students (i.e., more money). As my observation of this trend continues, I think I could make a graph to plot what has become another apparent trend: the lower the level of English for the student, the more likely they seem to choose a "unique" name. There are definite exceptions, of course: the vast majority of the 300+ students I teach, regardless of English level, still choose a standard English name. Conversely, some of my top students have chosen some of the more interesting and amusing names. For example, Bob. Bob was wonderful to teach last Spring and is still one of my favorite students. You should also note that Bob is a girl. 

The truth is, for most of the students I teach, my Oral English class is the one semester of English these students will really have (at least where they will need an English name). After their semester with me, their English name will be irrelevant, unused, forgotten. A few of the students (and often the ones with the most ridiculous of the ridiculous names) won't even come to class after that first week or two--it's almost like they know they're going down, so they might as well go down in flames. For most of the students though, there is no consequence outside of my class for the name they choose, so why not have a little fun? I've learned that they're going to choose that absurd name if that's what they want, so I won't try to fight it. And I've also learned that life, for all of us, is just that much better when I have the joy of calling on Pizza or French Fries to answer my questions. No one laughs when I call on Wendy or Sarah. 

For a more in-depth explanation of why many students choose the interesting names they do, plus the Spring 2011 names list, check here. For the Fall 2010 list, click here. Now without further delay, your day's bliss:

Names so common that I am no longer phased
Happy
Apple
Snow
Rain
Candy
Cherry
Coco
Smile
Seven
Ice
Icey
Icy

Names conceived while hungry
Salad
Pizza
Cocoa
Turkey
Ice Cream
Hamburger
French Fries
Tiramisu
Banana
Rasine (pronounced raisin) 

Names that should not be
Cloris
Mooya
Dats
Tob

Names that cannot be
atRose
Naix
Jcinta
So close
Kete
Levin
Vincy
Vivn
Kames
Dommy

Names that can be declarations
Done
Never
Students with competing names and the one student who will have to choose between them
Nokia
Motorola
Businessman

Boys with girl names
Helen
Names that are actually titles
Major
Diva

Names similar to what they had, right there in River City (and it starts with ‘D’ and that rhymes with ‘P’ and that stands for ‘Pool’) 
Double

Names that evoke the Care Bears-esque perpetual bliss of our childhood 
Miracle
Shinee
Cupid
Angel Baby
Eden
Dream
Dreamy
Memory
Sweet
Lucky Q
Purple
Air
Names that evoke the bleak, post-apocalyptic world from Terminator II  
Arrow
Somnus (x2) (A god of the ancient Roman pantheon, residing in the Underworld) 
Blue
Burning 
Silence (x2)
Windy


And there you have it. A longer list this time, but not bad considering I teach over 300 students a term. I'll take that. 


One more thing before you go: I've thought that it'd be nice for you to see some of my students, since you've certainly heard about them. The first ten photos are actually from last Spring when I took each class to the beach near campus. The last two are actually from last night: I invited some former students to come to my apartment and play Bingo. Total riot. I love these students.